Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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