She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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