My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
If I die, sorry about rent.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
