is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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