Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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