My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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