with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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