dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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