don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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