Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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