If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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