I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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