she was so not down for the gang bang
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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