quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
so much tequila, so little girl.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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