this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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