I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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