Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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