I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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