Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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