i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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