Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
