Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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