I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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