He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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