there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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