omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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