So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
