I swear god or herbie drove my car home
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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