He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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