He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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