I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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