i just google imaged poop.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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