Me. At least after what I've been through.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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