Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we're making bets on your personal life
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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