woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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