why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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