i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Send help, water and tortillas.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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