I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
