I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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