what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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