they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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