My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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