i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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