Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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