Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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