How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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