It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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