he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
Randomize
