haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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