I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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